Fire Celestial HR Tee
Apparently this was “the plan.” And if that’s true, someone in the Celestial HR department needs to be fired—preferably by end of day.
This shirt is for anyone who's ever looked at their life, their inbox, or their horoscope and thought: this cannot be the work of professionals. Bold white ink. Vintage-style cosmic chaos. A reminder that the universe might be organized… just not well.
Black tee. White print. Cosmic dysfunction.
Unisex sizing. Super soft. No gods, no managers, no clarity.
- Official Laugh Lines & Life Lessons merch
- Ships worldwide
Product Measure
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Find your size
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 16.75 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17.875 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 19.125 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20.375 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21.625 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22.75 |