Masterful manipulation of meat and a tendency for tender cuts. Often misinterpreted as the “Craig”, this card, when drawn, portends a windfall of pork and beef products of which, some might say, is the “best of both worlds”. Check out @ethos_expression for more amazing original art!
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Official Alien Theorists Theorizing merch
This product is made to order and ships within 7-10 business days.
This is an Adult Unisex Shirt available in XS-6XL
100% soft spun cotton
Heather colors are made of a super soft cotton/poly blend