ALL IS FUEL FOR THE AMALGAM DEMON, GATEWAY OF LEAD AND PESTILENCE!
Gaze in true trepidation at God's most recent mistake. Living biohazard, previously-contained hive mind and known identity fraudster “Fauxmo” is currently masquerading as bootlegged product and assuming the likeness of one “Tion, Gomo".
BUT THE HIVE IS GROWING.
Legally unclear! Stores expired credit cards! Possibly haunted but we didn't run the tests on that and honestly I don't think it would make much of a difference at this point LOL come on fam fr
SUCH DISEASED CREATURES SHAN'T CEASE ENTRANCE THROUGH THE SEEPS TO OUR DIMENSION. WE ARE LEFT WITH ONE OPTION.
SECURE A SPECIMEN. TAKE THE RISK. SAVE YOUR WORLD.
