Emotionally Concussed Tee
Resilience is overrated. This tee features varsity-style distress in every letter, because if you’ve made it this far, you’ve earned the right to look like a well-worn warning sign. Centered between the chaos? One emotionally feral raccoon, holding it together on vibes and cortisol.
Printed in bold white ink on black, because … of course I did.
Bonus: the oval patch design makes it look like you graduated from something. You didn’t. But still.
For the alumni of barely making it. Midlife survivalwear. Emotional burnout, but make it fashion.
Holiday Shipping Info
Order by Wednesday, December 10th for the best chance of Christmas delivery.
Due to potential post office delays, we sadly aren't able to guarantee delivery by Christmas. The above date is our best estimate for U.S. orders.
- Official Laugh Lines & Life Lessons merch
- Ships worldwide
Product Measure
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Find your size
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 16.75 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17.875 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 19.125 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20.375 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21.625 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22.75 |