Native Content - You're Not Your Khakis – Crowdmade

$40.00

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

If you want your sweatshirt to look more like a Tyler Durden special, cut the sleeves off.

Official Native Content merch

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This product is made to order and ships within 7-10 business days.

Extremely comfortable internal fleece with 100% cotton face
Coverseamed neck, armholes and waistband
Spandex-reinforced neck, cuffs and waistband
Available in S-3X Sizes

Sizes	Body Length	Chest	Sleeve Length
S	28	42	24
M	29	46	24
L	30	50	24
XL	31	54	24
2XL	32	58	23.5
3XL	33	62	23

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