Tin Foil hats are out and kickass podcast logos are in. It might not keep aliens from reading your brainwaves, but you’ll look fresh as you unknowingly carry out the agenda of our reptilian overlords.
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Due to potential post office delays, we sadly aren't able to guarantee delivery by Christmas.
The above date is our best estimate for U.S. orders.
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