Laid Off Mafia (Posey) Tee
Corporate didn’t break us. It just gave us more time to walk the dog.
This tee is for anyone who’s been “restructured,” “let go,” or “invited to explore new opportunities”... and came back sharper, funnier, and significantly more dog-forward.
Featuring the one and only Posey—emotional support liability and certified side-eye specialist.
Soft black tee. White ink. Built for bounce-backs, rebrands, and slow walks toward freedom.
Welcome to the mafia. We nap hard and carry snacks.
- Official Laugh Lines & Life Lessons merch
- Ships worldwide
Product Measure
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Find your size
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 16.75 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17.875 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 19.125 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20.375 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21.625 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22.75 |