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Existential Shirt

Existential Shirt

Existential Shirt

Existential Shirt

$24.99

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This product is made to order and ships within 7-10 business days.

This is an Adult Unisex Shirt available in XS-3XL
100% soft spun cotton
Heather colors are made of a super soft cotton/poly blend
Machine wash cold, inside-out

Size	Width (inches)	Length (inches)
XS	17.5	27
S	19	28
M	20.5	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34

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