Existential Shirt

Regular price $24.99 Save $-24.99
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Only 3295 items in stock!

Due to COVID-19 disruptions, this product will be delayed by 5-7 business days, and cannot be shipped to some countries. Read more about how Crowdmade is managing the situation here.

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Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Oh man, thank heavens. I think we finally got through to them. YOU! READING THIS! Please don't panic, but we are doctors from the outside world. You've been in a deep coma for the past 9 months and it looks like we finally got this experimental dream communications technology working. Please come back to the real world, we have a bowl of fresh fruit and cereal waiting for you. All you need to do to wake up is purchase this shirt. Your life depends on it.

Specifications: 

  • This is an Adult Unisex Shirt available in XS-3XL
  • 100% soft spun cotton
  • Heather colors are made of a super soft cotton/poly blend
  • Preshrunk for a better fit
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out

Ships worldwide.
This product is made-to-order and usually ships within 7-10 business days