Existential Shirt
Existential Shirt
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Existential Shirt

Regular price$24.99

Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Oh man, thank heavens. I think we finally got through to them. YOU! READING THIS! Please don't panic, but we are doctors from the outside world. You've been in a deep coma for the past 9 months and it looks like we finally got this experimental dream communications technology working. Please come back to the real world, we have a bowl of fresh fruit and cereal waiting for you. All you need to do to wake up is purchase this shirt. Your life depends on it.

  • Official NateIsLame merch
  • Ships worldwide
This product is made to order and ships within 7-10 business days.
  • This is an Adult Unisex Shirt available in XS-3XL
  • 100% soft spun cotton
  • Heather colors are made of a super soft cotton/poly blend
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out
Size Width (inches) Length (inches)
XS 17.5 27
S 19 28
M 20.5 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34

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